GET YOUR BEARINGS
Plan your next Two Point Hospital session
Our independent guide helps you master Two Point Hospital by breaking down each core system. Use these exercises to compare strategies, spot inefficiencies, and refine your hospital’s design, staff, finances, and expansion plans without relying on hidden tricks.
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Layout Efficiency Test
Create two small hospitals with different corridor arrangements. Record patient wait times and cash flow for each, then compare which layout yields smoother movement and higher earnings.
- Place waiting areas near entrances to keep patients moving smoothly.
- Use decorative items strategically to raise prestige without crowding corridors.
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Illness Prioritisation Drill
Select three unusual illnesses and rank them by patient frequency. Allocate research points accordingly and observe how cure speed impacts overall profit.
- Prioritise research on the most common unusual illnesses first.
- Match staff skills to the specific machines needed for each disease.
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Staff Trait Matching
Pair staff members with complementary traits to a single treatment room. Measure the change in treatment speed and patient satisfaction versus a mismatched pair.
- Balance high‑skill staff with those who have positive traits to maintain morale.
- Invest in training early to reap efficiency gains later.
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Pricing Impact Analysis
Adjust the price of a popular treatment by small increments. Track turnover and patient volume to find the price point that maximises revenue without deterring patients.
- Review the turnover screen weekly to spot cash flow issues early.
- Use loans sparingly; only when they enable a profitable expansion.
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Upgrade Timing Comparison
Upgrade a key machine early in the game versus later after cash accumulation. Compare the long‑term profit differences to decide the optimal upgrade moment.
- Expand to a new building only after current patient flow is stable.
- Upgrade machines that bottleneck the most common treatments first.
